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A message for Christian conservatives about violence
In this video clip from Fox News, Greg Gutfield makes his case for indiscriminately killing people at sea labeled terrorists by the Trump administration, even when they pose no threat. Fair warning, it’s hateful and gross — which is no big surprise.
Here’s a fun quote for these conservative Christians, “Thou shalt not kill” (Exodus 20:13).
Here’s another fun one, “And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth” (Genesis 6:13).
Your god hates violence and literally destroyed the earth because of people like you.
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Kim Davis Jokes
Joke 1.
Kim Davis wept.
Joke 2.
Kim Davis finding out she can't ruin a bunch of marriages this morning (only her own): 😭
Joke 3.
Every time a gay couple gets their marriage certificate, Kim Davis divorces her current husband and remarries.
Joke 4.
Every time a judge in Texas refuses to marry a gay couple, Kim Davis is forced to stay with her current husband.
Joke 5.
Just wanted to send out my heartfelt congratulations to Kim Davis on her most recent marriage. I’m sure husband… (checks notes)… number 22 is the one. I’m so happy she could rinse and repeat as many marriage licenses as she wants for herself. That’s her right. Good for her. Now if only she could stay more focused on her own marriage and ignore everyone else’s maybe she could make it work this time around. Otherwise we’ll be congratulating her on graduating from a Clark to a Jordan.
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